I thought I might try a spot of online dating.
It seems so to me. 
And it's always nice to have (apparent) fact agree (though it's by no means necessary). 
". wiki
 Age, full of stench & dirt & disease.
 was born in the vicinity of 500 years ago. 
The End.
For quite some time now I've been on an epic quest.  I've had to re-view the past & be willing to turn my world upside down.  And I have willingly done this. 
When I did look forward I seemed to be careering all over the place, but now looking backwards, I rather fancy I see patterns emerging.  
During my questing research I wandered into a book called Classical Mythology.  Somewhere in it's pages I came upon a description of 
 (the Cosmic Tree) & that after gaining knowledge from this World Tree, Odin had broken off a bough & fashioned a perfect staff from it's 
.
Those words set my mind a-galloping.
Checking up on Yggdrasil, I was told that it's name translates to something akin to 
... this place?
.
. But by then it didn't matter, for I had already set sail on a voyage of 
.
"
Yggdrasil ... is an immense [ash] tree that is central in Norse cosmology; the world tree, and around the tree exist nine worlds ... The gods go to Yggdrasil daily to hold their courts. The branches of Yggdrasil extend far into the heavens, and the tree is supported by three roots that extend far away into other locations."
"
On Yggdrasil Odin sacrificed himself, hanging wounded from the great tree [for nine days] 
in his search for knowledge."
I reckon we can look quite candidly at 
Holy Wood as the 
heart of today's world.
The Yggdrasil of modern life, you could say...
... the World Tree around which our lives & worlds have been made to rotate.
Yggdrasil is the axis of nine worlds; 
Alfheim 
Asgard 
Hel 
Jotunheim
Midgard 
Muspelheim 
Niflheim
Svartalfheim 
Vanaheim 
Holy Wood is the axis of even more spheres;
Family
Fantasy
Horror
Musical
Mystery
Romance
Science Fiction
Sport
Suspense
Thriller
War
Western
Fret not, faithful reader, this is no mere 
mentaling-madness - we have interesting 
f-actuals to ford & a few familiar hills to climb.
"Odin is also associated with trickery, cunning, and deception."
"
In Norse mythology, Gungnir (Old Norse "swaying one") is Odin's magical spear; it always hits its mark and always kills."
We recall that Gungnir was said to have been made from the 
Holy Wood of 
Yggdrasil.
Would it interest you to know that Holy Wood (
Hollywood to unbelievers) revolves around a 
spear.
 "The meaning of the name Oscar is 'Divine spear'."
"
He [Odin] is also a god of war, appearing throughout Norse myth as the bringer of victory... In the Norse sagas, Odin sometimes acts as the instigator of wars, and is said to have been able to start wars by simply throwing down his spear Gungnir, and/or sending his valkyries, to influence the battle toward the end that he desires..."
"
 the most prevalent... story of the Oscar's origins concerns Academy secretary Margaret Herrick. Upon seeing the award for the first time, she supposedly proclaimed, "It looks just like my Uncle Oscar." If the story is true, she was likely referring to her cousin, Oscar Pierce"
... are you serious?
... the original Oscar award?
'A divine spear pierce'
... cODINcidentally - "
he-rri-ck  is of Old German origin, and the meaning of Herrick is "war ruler".
Every year the demi-gods & goddesses of Holy Wood, assemble on the red battlefield ...
... to 
stage a war that is launched by a 
godly spear (sphere).
"
The purpose of using pole weapons is either to extend reach or to increase angular momentum—and thus striking power—when the weapon is swung"
We cannot continue without a small nod & a wink to the 
mil-Lion Man. Once upon a 
previous time, I looked at the Six Million Dollar Man & saw Osiris looking back.  
I have now also found that when ... 
... viewed through different 
prism bars - he takes on a decidedly 
Odinish tinge.
Aha!  With that VERY sentence I now see that which I did not see, before - just look who's tucked inside the 
one-eyed, better, stronger, faster man:-
Take one six millION Dollar man
give him a spin
& see what pops out -
ODIN
Yep, it's old 'One Eye' himself - the All-father, better than all the rest. 
Some other mirrored images
Odin has his trusty spear, 
Gungnir & so too does 
Steve Austin ...
... Meet Oscar Goldman - Divine spear extraordinaire
Odin is the 
resurrected god - hung upon the
 holy wood of Yggdrasil for nine days in order to become 
better than all the rest. 
Steve Austin is the 
resurrected man - brought back to life & automated to become 
better than all the rest. 
Odin traded one of his eyes for a sip from a 
Well of wisdom guarded by the 
severed head of the god, Mimir.  Steve Austin becomes like a god through the minstrations & operations of one Dr. 
Rudy (
"red-head in polish language") 
Wells.
The man who played the resurrected Steve Austin, was given the suitably grand name Lee 
Majors.  His birth name has an interesting 
death of a king resonance - 
Harvey Lee Yeary (& yes born just six months before 
Lee Harvey). 
"The meaning of the name Harvey is 'Battle worthy or carnage worthy'
The man with six zeros went on to star in a movie called 
The Norseman, playing a character by the name of 
Thorvald.
You may or may not recall that 
Thor, the Norse god of 
very big hammers, was 
Odin's son.  The movie, by all accounts, is 
very bad, but that matters not, in these matters does it knot?  Further illumination comes from paying attention to the 
director - one Charles B. 
Pierce - I presume you're getting a larger picture.
Mythologically speaking, 
spears have been big business in the 
Godfamily:-
And the nominees are...
Holy Lance or Lance of Longinus, said to be the spear that pierced the side of Jesus (Alternatively, the 
Celtic Rebel has a 
whole different outlook on this)
Gungnir Spear of Odin, famous god in Norse 
 
Amenonuhoko Spear of Izanagi and Izanami, creator gods in Japanese mythology.
 
Spear of Lugh or Spear of Lúin named after Lugh, a god in Irish mythology.
Gáe Bulg Spear of Cúchulainn, hero in Irish mythology 
 
Trishula Spear of Shiva, a Hindu god.
 
Octane Serpent Spear of Zhang Fei (Yide) from the Three Kingdoms period in China.
 
Spear of Fuchai, the spear used by Goujian's arch-rival, King Fuchai of Wu, in China.
Poseidon's Trident Greek sea god's three pronged spear given to him by the undersea Cyclops
& who could forget ...
... Britney Spears
Spear is a "variant of spire".
If one drops in, in front of a spire ...
then one can "influence or animate with an idea or purpose"
Behind the name Odin aka All-father,
lies genius & madness;
"Odin ...probably from *wod-eno-/*wod-ono- "raging, mad, inspired," from base *wet- "to blow, inspire, spiritually arouse"
and yet another way to 'drop' in front of a spire
So ... 
Is there any good reason, why we should take 
Norsely-mythical influence seriously, in our modern world, you ask?
... Death by mistletoe
You mean 
other than the fact that they colour four parts of the
 prism that keeps us 
weak?
"
Many of the days of the week reflect the Nordic cosmology of the Ash Tree [Yggdrasil] - aka Holy Wood.
Tuesday Tiwes Nordic Goddess Tiwes
Wednesday (from "Wotans Germanic for Odin)
Thursday (Thor's day from Nordic god Thor) 
Friday (German Freitag from Nordic goddess Freyja) 
Saturday (day of Saturn, the original sun) 
Sunday (Sun day, the modern sun after 9,500 BC)" 
Let's get just a little side-tracked:
"
The Romans ... would force prisoners to walk underneath a 'yoke of spears', which humiliated  them. The yoke would consist ofthree spears, two upright with a third tied between them at a height which made the prisoners stoop ... The word subjugate has its origins in this  practice (from Latin sub = under, jugum=a yoke)." wiki
Back on track ...
"
The Christmas tree is a Nordic visual metaphor of their creation myth. It represents their cosmology ... it appears that only the Vikings embedded themselves in a creation myth that closely resembles that of the Christmas tree. However, they called their tree, the Ash World Tree" -  (More from this excellent site)
At the foot of mighty Yggdrasil, 
hover the three Norns: -
"
female beings who rule the destiny of gods and men, comparable to the Fates in classical mythology".
"
The importance of the Norns in the Odinic world view is seldom appreciated by historians and mythologers ... If we look at the etymology of the names of the three Norns (Urd, Skuld, and Verdandi), we can go a long way toward grasping the concepts they embody.
"Urd" is cognate with "Wyrd", the Anglo-Saxon word for the unseen influences behind events ... Urd is depicted as being the guardian of a bottomless well ... represents the unmanifest potential, everything arises from the unmanifest, and returns to it ... Wyrd is a web of interconnections within a larger web" (Rest of excellent article 
here)
 
Now we need to cast our net a little wider.
"
Urd, Urth - goddess of fate: a giantess who personified the past"
"
The original, single, eldest Norn was Mother Earth, Ertha, Urth, Urdr"
"
Urd, etc., who represented Fate and the Word of creation. She was Wurd"
"
other variants of her name include Wurd (Old High German), Wryd (Anglo-Saxon, commonly translated as "Fate"), Weird (English), Urth, Urtha, Urdr, Urda, Ertha -- our word "earth" is derived from her. She was the Norn of destiny."
"
The three Norns were known collectively as Die Schreiberinnen, "the Writing Women," who wrote the on-going book of Destiny in which they revealed the deep secrets of the universe ... They were writers, not spinners"
In the beginning was the Urd/ Wyrd/Word?
Although I could find no 
accepted etymological facts to back up the above statements, the word 
wyrd, is too damn close to
 the word to be under-looked.
And indeed I suddenly feel like I'm looking at the 
design plan of a 
grand architect & it all feels 
so familiar:
Earth - Word - Past - Destiny/Fate
ONE word spelled out in four different ways...?
Norse mythology has it's own 
2012 countdown sequence called 
Ragnarok
Here are some sentences of sense tense I've split four ways for you
On Ragnarok, the 
Earth will be torn apart during a battle between the gods and the giants
On Ragnarok, the 
Word will be torn apart during a battle between the gods and the giants
On Ragnarok, the
 Past will be torn apart during a battle between the gods and the giants
On Ragnarok, 
Destiny/Fate will be torn apart during a battle between the gods and the giants
If history be a glut of lies, would this scenario be such a bad thing?
Let's direct our attention back to the Holy Mount ...
... the place where today's Holy Words hang out.
"The gods themselves gathered daily around Urd's sacred Well"
Let's suggest that the Holy Word of Holy Wood
= 
today's scripture.
Let's suggest that 
Actors = priests & priestesses.  
& that when Congregations flock to church, the Word/Earth/Past/Destiny is made reel
Holy Wood 
in-spires & animates ...
it takes words/script(ure) & breathes virtual flesh & blood into them...
so that they may be swallowed ...
... by a spectating flock
"
Old English wyrd is a verbal noun formed from the verb weorþan, meaning "to come to pass, to become" ... Adjectival use develops in the 15th centrury, in the sense "having the power to control fate", ...
...
 originally in the name of the Weird Sisters, i.e. the classical Fates, in the Elizabethan period detached from their classical background as fays, and most notably appearing as the Three Witches in Shakespeare's Macbeth."
The really, really, weird, wyrd sisters who fatally dictated Macbeth's future
"
fate  - late 14c., from L. fata, neut. pl. of fatum "thing spoken (by the gods), one's destiny".
Ah yes, we come at last to 
Shakespeare - the name applied to the 
riter of 
centuries-worshipped wyrds. 
The 
One who took the 
English Word round the Globe.
In our 
fantasy dating of this article, we find that Meister Shakespeare was 
in situ near
 the beginning. 
I'd been wondering, you see, if we could see Shakespeare as the 
All-(grand)father of the 
Church of Holy Wood.
See him as the One who planted 
the seed that would become the
 Yggdrasil around which this modern world/word revolves.
Each day the Norns "
draw water from the well ... which they pour over Yggdrasill so that its branches will not rot."
Each day the 
fruits of 
Holy Wood are fed into the minds of millions, &
 their words are re-newed again.
Was Shakespeare the One who set in motion what would become the wor(l)d of the (e)motion picture?
We recall that 
Odin "
is associated with wisdom, war, battle, and death, and also magic, poetry, prophecy, victory, and the hunt". 
 He had many, many, many names.
Among them:-
Geirölnir ... Spear charger
Geirlöðnir ... Spear inviter
Darraðr ... Spearman
Geirvaldr ... Gore/Spear Master
Geirtýr ... Gore/Spear God
Biflindi ... Spear Shaker
Excuse me?
Sorry what was that last one again?
Why I said, Spear Shaker
Oh haha, that's funny, now I get it!
Spear Shaker =  Shakespeare
Hey wouldn't it be
 hysterical if 
history really did begin five hundredish years ago?
Imagine if 
that story was simply the scenery & stage props designed to make our modern world appear 
real.
Ever noticed how similar the words 
Destiny & 
Disney are?